Thursday, March 29, 2018

CBSE Lessons



CBSE Lessons

 CBSE Lesson One:

How can the examination be made tension free for the students?

Ans: Reveal the paper before the examination.

CBSE Lesson Two:

How can the cheating in examination be curtailed?

Leak the paper before the examination. The students will not find any need to indulge in cheating.

CBSE Lesson Three

Which is the better education Board? CBSE or Bihar State Secondary School Board.

Ans: Obviously CBSE board. CBSE does not encourage cheating. In order to check the cheating, it leaks the paper before the examination so that students do not indulge in cheating.

CBSE Lesson Four: NCERT must look in.

What is the bad effect of Facebook?

Ans: It sensitizes the young mind and encourages to learn to steal the examination papers. Later, they can be used to steal the data and sell them to best bidders.

CBSE Lesson Five: For the consideration of Ministry of External Affairs, Ministry of Defence and Ministry of Home Affairs

What is the role of Pakistan in Paper Leakage?

Ans: It is a Pakistan handlers training course. Firstly, Pakistan trains them by teaching how to arrange the paper leakage. Then, the successful candidates are used to leak the vital information of India.

CBSE Lesson Six

Which is the best unorthodox profession - Pakora Selling or Paper Leakage?

Ans: Paper Leakage is more honourable and paying profession. The government recognise your abilities by following you.

CBSE Lesson Seven: It is for Narinder and Amit only

What is the penultimate level of Skill India?

Ans: Leak the paper from a prestigious organisation before the commencement of an examination.

CBSE Appeal: Lesson Eight: It is meant for Chairman of the UPSC

Please try to leak the civil services prelims paper from the UPSC so that we can save our skin. Ethic and Moral: Brother in need, is Brother indeed. The bad days may fall on anyone. Stop the Press: The news reporters and news channels are going to debate on CBSE achievement until June 2018.

CBSE Lesson Nine: It is for the whole Nation.

Where and how can you learn the best Juggad Technology?

Ans: If you learn to procure the question before the examination begins from CBSE, then you have on the right course of learning Juggad Technology.

CBSE Lesson Ten: A Message for Narinder to re-write his book

Who are the examination warriors?

Ans: The Examination Warriors are those who manage to leak the paper before the commencement of the examination.

CBSE Lesson Eleven:

How can the perfection be demonstrated? Option one: Help the students to copy their answers Option Two: Leak the paper so the students prepare their own answers before taking the examination.

Ans: CBSE believes perfection in executing the second option.

 CBSE Lesson Twelve:

Where does the merit lie? Option one: To help the student to write the answers to the question by providing Parchees. Option Two: To leak the paper before the commencement of the examination.

Ans: Obviously, the answer is Option Two.

CBSE Lesson Thirteen:

In whose hands, is the future safe?

 Ans: Youth

In whose hands, is the future of youth?

Ans: CBSE.

In whose hands is the CBSE safe?

Ans: Vicky Donor Tutor

Conclusion:

IIMs of India may start a new course for Post Graduate Diploma in Education Management for the Nation from the next session.

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CBSE Lessons

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