Saturday, June 5, 2010
Canons for scaring away mosquitos
The Pakistan Rangers are right whenever they accuse Indian army unnecessarily shooting back in retaliation. They had been firing canons to SHOO away the mosquitoes and missile for rats.
DGP Ajay Kumar Singh has now a good plot to write a story. After the retirement he should collaborate with Ram Gopal Varma for making some mystery film which later has yet not tried. Ram Gopal Varma has the knack for doing empirical studies. You may remember he visited to see the devastation in Mumbai Taj Hotel just for that.
India is really a land of creative people. The rest of the masses are dumb and bumps. Swami Nityananda should also be given the benefit of his experiments with carnal existence and control over his nerves. Ram Gopal ji, what is there in horror and Bhai logs Ganda hai par Dhanda Hai genre. Here you have a mystery plot. Swami Ischadari Bhima Nanda was actually promoting the Tantric religion. You all must now team up and entertain the masses with some new feature film.
The neighbouring farmer should thank the dogs because he has now VIP invitation from Sri Sri Ravi Shankar. He should learn Art of Living from the master himself. It may help him to control the stray dogs and protect his cattle in non-violent manner.
Moral of the Story: All is well.
If anyone has a doubt, he should go for Art of Living.
Jai ho Parasva Nath, Nemi Chand, Mahavira, Buddha, Chandra Gupta (He ended his life in Karnataka), Bindusara, Kautilya, Ashoka and Harsha.
Ajatshatru is not invited.
If you are not able to discern any thing from incoherent lines written above then read the hitched report to develop the premises against which they become meaningful. If you again fail, then read the motive of this blog as given in the title strip.
'Firing not aimed at Sri Sri, but to scare away dogs' - Bangalore - City - The Times of India
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