Blessed Hema

Bunty: Boby, is not Hema blessed? She is now Empy of Kashi, a gateway to Heaven if one dies there.

Boby: Ya, right.

Bunty: What is so special about Hema?

Boby: She is an accomplished dancer.

Bunty: I have never seen her doing Gidda.

Boby: Dharamji is a culprit. He did not taught her that.

Bunty: Then he might have not told her that if a widow dies in Kashi, she is absolved of all her sins.

Boby: No, she is very smart. She does not want that Parkash Kaur should die there.

Bunty: Hey, you are incredulous in your observation. You are insensitive. This Madrassan is not like that.

Boby: Oh, Sorry, I apologize. Actually, I am Jat Yamala Pagal and Bhondu.

NaMo and Xi Meet

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Boby: "Why is Modi going so aggressively towards East Asian Countries?
Bunty: Don't you know? He is a Gujarati. He wants to visit California. He is thinking differently.

Boby: Why is Xi shown looking intensely at the face of Modi?

Bunty: Simple man, He wanted to launch a Modi doll. Soon you will find Chinese Modi dolls in the Indian market.

Boby: Why is Chinese Army threatening on the Ladakh boarder?

Bunty: Nothing yaar, They just want to ensure that Indians may not start calling Xi as Bhai. They had been watching Bollywood movies on Bhai log.

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