Why do Doctors hate Apples?

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What advice does a doctor never give to spouse? Ans: Take an apple If a doctor wants to divorce the spouse without saying it, then what would the doctor do? Ans: Buy home Three Kgs of Apple
If a spouse of a doctor does not take any apple and apples rotten then what does that mean? Ans: File a divorce suit or learn to live with an ill spouse.
If a doctor charge hefty fee but recommend only one medicine, then what does that mean? The Pharmaceutical company pays doctor good margin. Do not buy the shares of that company.

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New Apartments wherein Men and Women are Apart

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An advertisement by a builder: Pre Launch offer. Main features of an upcoming apartments. it provides considerable access to necessities like schools, colleges, hospitals, restaurants with better connectivity of rail & road transport.
Vitrified flooring || Designer ceramic finish in all terrace flooring ||Modular Kitchen with full height glazed tiles || Velvet paints of premium quality of interior walls || Paneled main door || Internal doors – commercial veneer finished flush doors || concealed copper wiring || Circuit breaker ELCB || Concealed copper wiring || Intercom system for all flats with round the clock
Special protection for women and from women ensured, Separate covered pool for ladies. Separate parking for ladies to ensure lesser dent to other cars. Separate gym for ladies so that gents may exercise in peace. Rain Dance floor exclusively for women. Separate security guards for women. Separate automatic lift for women.
HDFC Home Loan for them who do not want a susral or maiyka ka ghar but an Apna Gar. Payments can be scheduled with Kitty Party payments or even in form of jewellery. Give Jewellery get apartment, return apartment and get Jewellery.

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Identify the Specie

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Identify the Specie:

He is the Broker of Bombay. What is the time of origin?
He generally appears somewhere around 3.20 pm on every trading day in Mumbai. He also appears occasionally when there is sudden surge in any stock by 10 to 20 percent.
How can this specie be stopped from appearing in stock exchange?
The stock exchange has made arrangement of filters. So whenever they appear, filters get activated and they disappear.

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Apology:
Apology to the person who appears in the snap.
Source of the snap: http://in.reuters.com/article/2013/03/08/mcx-drops-after-large-block-share-sale-idINDEE92705X20130308
Date of access: march 8, 2013.

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