Google Map is the informer

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The Indian Police is really getting high tech.

Was there a site called Bhuvan? Who cares and looks at it. It is the Google Map which rules man.

But police has taught some other lessons to the public. The Public is of the firm belief that Indian police has a knack to make an innocent person to accept a crime which he could not do in next ten births.

There is a popular story about it. It goes like this

Once there was a competition among the police teams of different countries. The police of America, Canada (Mark this country, it has a very clear understanding at least of Punjab Police), UK and India. In the competition, the event was that a tiger was left out in a jungle. The police teams were sent out in the jungle to locate the tiger. So, when the competition begun, first Canadian police was given the chance. A tiger was left out in the jungle and Canadian police was sent behind the beast. The Canadian police brought back the tiger with in twenty four hours.
Then UK police was given the chance to demonstrate their abilities. The UK police returned within eight hours with the tiger. The American Police was sent with the same task. The American police returned with in an hour. (BTW, where is Osama?) . Finally, the Indian police got the chance. They returned after a week along with a monkey. The organizers asked about the tiger. The Indian police told that it was the same tiger who had changed his shape in order to hide.

The police officer from India assured them and said, You can ask him.
Then another Indian Police Officer (Not Sunny Deol) raised his voice and questioned the tiger in his police wala tone, "Tell then who you are."

Then the miracle happened. The monkey roared and spoke.

Money spoke, "Yes sir, I am the same tiger. I have changed my form to hide from them. It is true sir."

The organizers were not impressed. They raised the doubt. The Indian Police Officer pulled out a copy of "Origin of Spices" by Darwin and read out a page where it was written that how in order to survive some species change their forms. The Book was published in India.

With full regards to the Google Search, Google Maps, Google Earth, Google Images, Google Books and last but not the least the Indian police, kindly read out the following post.

Dogs, not Sri Sr Ravi Shankari, were the target - dnaindia.com

The heading is funny. DNA should not choose funny headings.

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Canons for scaring away mosquitos

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The Pakistan Rangers are right whenever they accuse Indian army unnecessarily shooting back in retaliation. They had been firing canons to SHOO away the mosquitoes and missile for rats.

DGP Ajay Kumar Singh has now a good plot to write a story. After the retirement he should collaborate with Ram Gopal Varma for making some mystery film which later has yet not tried. Ram Gopal Varma has the knack for doing empirical studies. You may remember he visited to see the devastation in Mumbai Taj Hotel just for that.

India is really a land of creative people. The rest of the masses are dumb and bumps. Swami Nityananda should also be given the benefit of his experiments with carnal existence and control over his nerves. Ram Gopal ji, what is there in horror and Bhai logs Ganda hai par Dhanda Hai genre. Here you have a mystery plot. Swami Ischadari Bhima Nanda was actually promoting the Tantric religion. You all must now team up and entertain the masses with some new feature film.

The neighbouring farmer should thank the dogs because he has now VIP invitation from Sri Sri Ravi Shankar. He should learn Art of Living from the master himself. It may help him to control the stray dogs and protect his cattle in non-violent manner.

Moral of the Story: All is well.

If anyone has a doubt, he should go for Art of Living.

Jai ho Parasva Nath, Nemi Chand, Mahavira, Buddha, Chandra Gupta (He ended his life in Karnataka), Bindusara, Kautilya, Ashoka and Harsha.

Ajatshatru is not invited.

If you are not able to discern any thing from incoherent lines written above then read the hitched report to develop the premises against which they become meaningful. If you again fail, then read the motive of this blog as given in the title strip. 

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'Firing not aimed at Sri Sri, but to scare away dogs' - Bangalore - City - The Times of India

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Disclaimer and Apology:
It is funtoonist. No offence to professional acumen and spiritual attainments of anyone. Full Regards to them.

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Meaning of Baura and Baukhlana

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I am not interested much today in writing any funtoonist. I am now learning meanings from day to day life. The two words for the day are Baura hona and Baukhlana.

I believe, Laluji has done justice by giving a practical example. You must learn it directly from the elaboration as given by Laluji in the following report.



Lalu calls Ramdev 'crazy'

Now if you have read the paragraph then answer to the context.

Who is Baura in the given paragraph? Marks 100

What is Baukhlana? If the answer is right then you may suffer punishment at the hands of Laluji.

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Bada Kaun

Bada Kaun? Who is senior?

SPG or UP Police.

Read the following news item.
‘Dodging’ Rahul irks state police

The Moral of the Story is that SPG is senior to UP Police.

I am afraid that I am using persona of a leader too often to fill this blog. However it is Funtoonist. No bad feelings for any one. Just pure fun within in some limits though of post-modernist nature.